Archery Kissing

Archery Kissing

Summary

He's a hunter, you're a gatherer. This could be quite the scandal! Make sure your smooching goes unnoticed or your love could be torn apart.

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Game Title: Archery Kissing      Reviewer: Mikayla R.

 

In case you ever wondered--yes, dragons are extremely offended by people kissing in public. So stop the smooch before he sets your village ablaze!

 

Gameplay: This game works like a pretty standard kiss-and-don't-get-caught game. Kiss to fill up the meter before time is up, but stop the moment someone walks on the scene to catch you. In most games, this can be exciting because you NEVER KNOW when someone will pop up to catch you. In this one, you do. First the big, smiley guy who looks more bear than human appears on the left. I like to pretend it's the girl's cave man dad. Then the dinosaur makes some alarm sound (Could he be your warning signal pet? If so, he's slacking off because he only warns these lovers of 1 out of 3 eavesdroppers) and some girl walks out on the scene. Let's just say she's the dude's ex-boyfriend--otherwise, I'm not sure why she's such a threat. And then, after all that, the piece de resistance: the dragon. Apparently, dragons are just despise PDA because he swoops down on the scene blowing fire. He eyes you, all suspicious, then flies away again. 

 

And so the cycle repeats. It's predictable, and after the first time you realize the game just cycles through these "threats," they lose their fear factor. But at least they're funny. I mean, what dragon is so sensitive about being single that it dive-bombs villagers with lovers in it? 

 

Art/Music: The music was actually decent--in an I'm-sitting-in-the-elevator-with-nothing-else-to-do sort of way. Don't get me wrong, it's relaxing and jazzy, but it's also a great sleeping agent, so maybe drink a soda if you turn up the volume. The art is pretty cute, with great coloring, and the character design is something to admire. The clothes hearken back to some legitimate and past cultures. Nice! But don't get your hopes up too much for the animation. I think I've seen more relaxed starched collars than these people stand.

 

This game should actually be a 2 out of 5, but because I found it hilarious, I'm giving it a 2.5 out of 5. Look at how generous I am. But really, in all way that matter this game is predictable, stiff, and just not very fun. Until you think about what's going on, and then it's so bad it's funny. So let us know what you think below. Did you think it was hilarious too? Or did you love it without a hint of irony? We love to hear from you! 

 

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